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Bob.

June 14, 2008 · 2 Comments

I soent some time in the library, and somehow, I can never escape Bob. For example, I was randomly opening a page of a book on Anthony Burgess, and came across a summary of one of his novels, “The Doctor Is Sick.”

[17:23] Annakaeli: What a sttrange line to stumble upon by randomly opening a book…
[17:23] chiire: hmm?
[17:24] Annakaeli: “A mad-eyed mobster named Bob, attracted by his apparant “kinkiness” on the assumption it betokens some basic perversion, captures him in a phone booth.
[17:24] chiire: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN MOHINDER RUUUUUUUUUUUN

[17:29] Annakaeli: “Although [Mohinder] is innocent, he is not stupid, and he soon realizes he is in the custody of a pervert. Hea also readily divines the real nature of Bob’s “kinkiness” – a masochistic passion for flegallation.  …  [Bob] forces [Mohinder] to lash him with one of the whips from his large and varied collection. To his utter disgust, [Mohinder] feels “the joy of the sadist arising in his loins” and he gives Bob a flogging that gratifies him thoroughly.
[17:30] chiire: That’s so in-character!
[17:30] Annakaeli: Then he is saved by… “the arrival of another mobster, one of Bob’s colleagues in the business of selling smuggled watches”
[17:31] chiire: D:

[17:34] Annakaeli: The book is titled “The Doctor Is Sick”, coincidently
[17:35] chiire: I want fic on that theme.
[17:35] Annakaeli: Anthony Burgess, first Bobhinder writer.

That was a strange conversation to be having in the library, and it got even worse.

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